Jesus’s IQ, calculated by Bob

Dr. B. Benchoff

A calculated research breakthrough (his calculations are online) from Dr. Bob Benchoff:

“Jesus Christ’s IQ is 300 within this author’s ability to reasonably measure, although Jesus Christ’s IQ may be as high as 450.”

(Thanks to investigator Marlin Jacoby for bringing this to our attention.)

BONUS: Dr. Benchoff also offers you (1) a new technological way to fly, and (2) his own understanding of how magnetism works.

DOUBLE BONUS: Dr. Benchoff reportedly “coauthored quadrillion dollar legislation