Bureaucracy Club: Wedding Not

The Bureaucracy Club recommends consideration of a report in the January 5, 2007 issue of Oberoesterreichischen Nachrichten. As per club procedure, the report has been translated [using Google’s automatic translator] from the original German into proper bureaucratic English: Recent bride said in the joke “no” Wedding was therefore broken off STEYR [AUSTRIA]. With the abort […]

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Further postal experiments

Investigator Denise Tolland writes: Jeff Van Bueren’s “Postal Experiments” study [published in AIR vol. 6, no. 4] has inspired the President of the United States, I think. The President is a curious fellow, according to this report in today’s New York Daily News: New postal law lets Bush peek through your mail President Bush has […]

Management Science: prototypical, prototypical, prototypical

The curiously-titled journal Management Science (editor: Wallace J. Hopp) offers “A sample word file that contains proper font, margin spacing, and other settings, as well as information on citation rules and formats.” Here is its beginning: ‘Tis a Far, Far Butter Place Snidely Slippery Department of Bread Spread Engineering, Dairy University, Cowtown, Illinois 60208, snidely.slippery@dairyuniversity.edu […]

Email, heaven and hell

A distinguished British newspaper editor writes: Among the electronic hate mail that I received after one particularly provocative article (a speculative piece that technology will soon enable a man to bear a child. Yes, I know) was an email that told me I was going to hell and that I lived in a nation of […]

Awkward moments run in the family

Within a span of months, the phrase “awkward moments” became associated – doubly – with the name Baron-Cohen. In 2000, Sacha Baron Cohen, comedian, began his now-famous television programme called Da Ali G Show, which is all about awkward moments. That same year, his cousin Simon Baron-Cohen, professor of developmental psychopathology at the University of […]