Did Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor?

Did your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? If so, that might be a symptom of COVID-19. This medical thought is inspired by the song “Does Your Chewing Gum Lost Its Flavor“, released into the world in 1959.

UPDATE: Investigator Mason Porter alerts us to the existence of an earlier (1924) version of the song (with some slightly different words):