At last, someone figured out how to make money from the physics crank letters she receives!
That someone is Sabine Hossenfelder. She tells about how she does it, in an article in Aeon called “What I learned as a hired consultant to autodidact physicists“.
BONUS (possibly related): “A Fundamentally Eccentric Premise“, by L.X. Finegold.
BONUS (possibly related, but in a different way): Sanjay Srivastava‘s “Everything is fucked: The syllabus”