Most lyrically-named machine: Crypto Peerless Mixer

You’ll not find a more lyrically-named machine than the Crypto Peerless Mixer. Here’s a video of one in action. Note the laconic narration.

And you’ll—probably—not find a Crypto Peerless Mixer more storied than one being disposed of by, or behalf of, the British government. Here is one such:

(Thanks to @IanVisits for bringing the disposal agency to our attention.)