Today’s Headline of the Day is from a press release issued by the American
The press release goes on to say:
What should you do when you really, REALLY have to “go”? Make important life decisions, maybe. Controlling your bladder makes you better at controlling yourself when making decisions about your future, too, according to a study to be published in Psychological Science, a journal of the Association for Psychological Science…
It makes skillful use of the phrases SEXUAL DESIRE, POTATO CHIPS, SEXY PHOTOS OF WOMEN, SEXUAL EXCITEMENT, and PSYCHOLOGY, and “YOU SEEM TO MAKE BETTER DECISIONS WHEN YOU HAVE A FULL BLADDER”.