The January issue of mini-AIR just went out. It?s stuffed full of new professor-professors, and touches on each of the following topics: Pasta Optimization Project; Professor-Professor Quintet; Melvin Melvin search;? Tongue-shaped food; The Metrically Perfect Professor; Exhibitionists’ Progress Competition; Brain/Cocaine and Vicious Walks.(If you would like to have mini-AIR automatically sent to your email box every month, please subscribe to it. It?s free.)