Smart Arse: Posture Classification with Textile Sensors in Trousers

“We talk ‘through’ our clothes, if we want [sic] or not.” – say a research team from Queen Mary University of London, who have recently created ‘Smart Arse’ – a pair of ‘sensing trousers’ (that’s ‘sensing pants’ US) – which can reveal details of the ‘conversational engagement’ of the wearers. “People continually adjust their posture […]

Cryptology (and Craptology) of professor Smart

Professor Smart is Professor of Cryptology at the University of Bristol, UK. He has recently begun work on a Fully Homomorphic Encryption project which is being funded by DARPA  – the US military technology development agency famous for their work on mechanical elephants, Hafnium bombs, remotely controlled sharks, Hellfire-missile-equipped Predator drones and more. Simply put, Fully […]