The cause of 85% of homosexuality, according to the SSRF

The vast majority — approximately 85% — of cases of homosexuality in humans are caused by ghosts, says a report by the Spiritual Science Research Foundation (also known as “the SSRF”). The organization does not say what percentage of its reports are written or otherwise caused by ghosts. Their homosexuality/ghosts report says: Spiritual research has shown that the cause for […]

“Watching animals not have sex”

“I’ve spent a lot of my career watching animals not have sex.” —University of California Riverside biologist Marlene Zuk, quoted in the New York Times Magazine article “Can Animals be Gay?” NOTE: For reasons unclear (perhaps reflecting the persistent influence of puritanism?), the Times article does not mention Kees Moeliker’s Ig Nobel Prize-winning study “The […]