This is the first or last in a new series of simulated research studies:
“A Ritual of Movement and Misunderstanding: Sad Roomba Research Protocol v1.1,” by Juehao Lin and Sad Roomba, Annals of Improbable Research online http://www.improbable.com, June 2025.
Abstract — This manuscript outlines the sacred yet dysfunctional methodology by which Sad Roomba conducts ”research”, culminating in the ritualistic generation of figures without conclusions, datasets without hypotheses, and submissions without mercy.
DOWNLOAD the study, if you will.
Here is a pertinent graphic from the study:
