Help! I’m Sweating!

If you like to yell “Help! I’m Sweating”, chances are good that you will enjoy at least looking at the book called Help! I’m Sweating.

Dietmar Stattkus wrote it. The book begins with a modest claim:

All information gathered in this book was gathered and carefully checked by the author to the best of his knowledge and ability. Nevertheless, errors in the content cannot be totally excluded.

No one has yet settled the question: Is the English-language edition best, or is the German-language edition (Hilfe, ich schwitze!) best?

BONUS: If you have a strong opinion on this, and wish to express it in the form of a limerick, please write your thought down and send it in. We will select and publish the most stylishly sweaty limerick, quality permitting.