Letter of the day: Information, please

Today we received this letter [we have removed the name and location]:

Sincerely, I would like more information, I have a physical theory of the origin of the universe.

I am —————, a professor of physics at —————.

It received this reply:

We all would like more information.

Congratulations on your theory.

Sincerely and improbably,
Annals of Improbable Research