Ritalin, the song

(This image is from a different, non-musical celebration of Ritalin, from another source.)

Ritalin is celebrated in a song by Borgeous and Maurice, with appropriate rhythms in the introduction and in the theme proper. The lyrics include:

Nice children don’t talk back
Nice children take Prozac

(Thanks to Alice Bell for bringing this to our attention.)

BONUS: Ritalin, once a carefully dispensed remedy for the few, long ago became the gift that keeps on being given to the many, says a Guardian article (and many, many other articles, too)

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