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Certificate of granularity

January 12, 2010 Marc Abrahams

Miss Conduct obtained this tin of John McCann Steel-Cut Oatmeal. She writes: “Note the “Certificate of Uniformity of Granulation” on the back, attested to by not one but three officials: men, bureaucrats yet, who literally felt their oats.”

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