Seeking the new Miss Sweetie Poo

We are looking for a new Miss Sweetie Poo, for this year’s Ig Nobel Prize ceremony. Miss SP is our enforcer — she helps the speakers keep their speeches nice and short. If you know of a good candidate for the role, please get in touch with us. Qualifications:

1. must be a cute 8-year-old girl
2. must have ice water in her veins
3. must be in the Boston area

This photo shows a previous Miss Sweetie Poo in action, helping 2002 Ig Nobel biology prize winner Charles Paxton finish his acceptance speech. Paxton and three colleagues were honored for their study called report “Courtship Behaviour of Ostriches Towards Humans Under Farming Conditions in Britain.”

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