All hail Voldemutt, creator of vapid crud

Investigator Lee Graham writes:

Do you ever have the suspicion that there is one person — let’s call him Voldemutt — who spends all day, every day, cranking out those crank/crooky web sites?

Here is one of the many fine works of Voldemutt:

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