Inspired by our quest to identify the author of the wonderfully vapid advertising slogan "Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible," investigator Dave "Maddog" Maddox discovered that the phrase inspired a poet to give birth to a poem that begins:
The rain in Spain is bound to contain
Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane…
Our romantic quest was announced in mini-AIR 2005-02. We remain hopeful it will lead to success.