Calling all performing British tea/coffee-brewing scientists

If you are (A) a scientist who (B) follows a good ritual for preparing either tea or coffee and you  (C) are in Britain or (D) will be in Britain during the Ig Nobel Tour of the UK during March, and (E) you would enjoy BRIEFLY demonstrating that ritual onstage at one of the shows in the tour, then please email us ASAP (and please include the phrase "PROJECT CUPPA" in your email subject header).

Details of the Ig tour are at http://education.guardian.co.uk/conferences/story/0,14077,1410884,00.html

Ps. If you are (F) a friend of somebody who fulfills conditions A-E inclusive, please pass this message on to that person.