Investigator Gary Hallock was inpired by our recent report about the report about the relative jumping abilities of dog and cat fleas. He produced an epic poem. Here it is:
FLEA’S A CROWD
The Lord, hard at work on "creation"
Distracted by itching sensation
Discovered that fleas
Were biting his knees
What’s this? It’s some sort of mutationThese fleas seemed intent on migration
In upwardly mobile invasion
He knew he’d soon find
Himself in a bind
With scratching and constant abrasionSo using his great ‘magination
He fixed up the whole situation
Creating the cat
Solved problem like "that"
Now fleas have a preoccupation