Archive for June, 2008

June mini-AIR

Monday, June 30th, 2008

The June issue of mini-AIR just went out. Topics include: Bald Scientists in Limbo; Birth of Improbable Research TV; Swedish Crisp Bread Salivation Poet; Crisp Bread — Extra Slices; Extra Crisp Bread, for Specialists; Paxton’s Big Fish Prediction; Greek Hip Joint Limerick Competition; Temperance Test Tempered Answers; and Fournier’s Gangrene, Waffle; etc.

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Feedback: An earful

Monday, June 30th, 2008

The concept of feedback is illustrated in an April 20, 2008 New York Times report:

an extraordinary noise-related argument between the conductor and the Bern Symphony Orchestra disrupted the opening night of Alban Berg?s ?Wozzeck? in March.

The piece called for 30 string players and 30 wind and percussion players, all crammed into a too-small pit. When the stage director complained in rehearsals that the music was too loud, the conductor didn?t order the orchestra to play more softly, but instead asked for a cover over the orchestral pit to contain the noise, said Marianne K?ch, the orchestra?s executive director.

That meant the noise bounced back at the musicians, bringing the level to 120 decibels in the brass section, similar to the levels in front of a speaker in a rock concert. The musicians complained. The
conductor held firm. But when the piece began, ?the orchestra decided to play softer anyway in order to protect themselves,? Ms. K?ch said.

That made the conductor so angry that he walked off after 10 minutes or so, Ms. K?ch said. Told that there had been ?musical differences? between the conductor and the orchestra, the perplexed audience had to wait for the two sides to hash it out.

(Thanks to investigator William J. Maloney for bringing this to our
attention.)

Tourist Teeth Guide

Sunday, June 29th, 2008


If you are planning a trip to the United States and want to either (a) see lots of people with teeth or (b) see lots of people without teeth, which states should you visit?

Two sources of info will help you decide:

First, the study “Usual and Unusual Orofacial Motor Activities Associated with Tooth Wear,” G. Lavigne and T. Kato, International Journal of Prosthodontics, vol. 18, no. 4, July-August 2005, pp.291-2.

Second, a graph that ranks the American states according to what fraction of their population is toothless.

Mike Madden joins LFHCfS

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

Mike Madden has joined the Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists. He says:

These two photos?taken 25 years apart?show that I’ve had LFH in lab for at least 25 years.? The hair started growing extremely luxuriantly during my graduate studies at the University of North Carolina starting in 1980. Together, my hair and I have stayed put in Chapel Hill for a long time examining the effects of air pollutants on human health.

Mike Madden, PhD, LFHCfS
Research Biologist
U.S. Environmental Protection Agency
Chapel Hill, North Carolina, USA

John Smolin joins LFHCfS

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

John Smolin has joined the Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists. He says:

I am a physicist working for IBM Research on quantum information theory.? My scientific credentials are demonstrated by my papers archived on the quant-ph archive.

John A. Smolin, Ph.D. LfHCfS
Research Staff Member
IBM T.J. Watson Research Center
Yorktown Heights, New York, USA