The Kadir-Buxton Method

figure1.jpgDecades ago I discovered a cure for mental health problems. The cure, which I term the Kadir-Buxton Method, has been used on a wide variety of mental health problems. The procedure stuns and resets the brain of the patient, so that the patient returns to a normal condition. The Kadir-Buxton Method is done by making a fist of both hands, and striking both ears of the patient at exactly the same time and pressure with the soft part of the inner hand which is where the thumb joins the hand. The arrow in Figure 1 shows this point for your ease of use.

So writes the inventor of the the Kadir-Buxton Method. The inventor also offers a “Low Tech Solution for Primary Menstrual Cramps.”

(Thanks to investigator Elias Rosa for bringing this to our attention.)

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