I am getting second-generation owners now – their pets have died and they’re getting new pets and doing the Neuticle thing with their new pets,” Miller says.
The vast majority of the fake cojones end up in dogs, but Miller says he sells a feline pair on average once a day and just sent off a pair of “really huge ones – five-and-a-half-inchers” to Pennsylvania to be implanted into a stallion.
“This isn’t for everyone,” Miller concedes. “It’s for extreme pet- owners, people like me who spoil and pamper their animals. I grieved more when Buck the bloodhound died than when my own mother died, and that’s the God’s honest truth.
So says July 2, 2007 CTV report about Ig Nobel Prize winner Greg Miller, inventor of Neuticles, artificial replacement testicles for dogs.
The Neuticles web site now features a video of an “Instructional Video of Neuticles Implantation w/ Epididymis.“