They say you learn something every day. Here’s what we learned today.
Here’s Part 1. We learned it from Jim Rutz:
A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals…. Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it’s perfectly safe because it’s fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.
Here’s Part 2. We learned it from the Archer Daniels Midland Company:
Archer Daniels Midland Company (ADM) is a world leader in agricultural processing. ADM is one of the world’s largest processors of soybeans, corn, wheat and cocoa. ADM is also a leader in the production of soy meal.
And here’s Part 3. We learned, by adding Part 1 to Part 2, and then processing the resultant mash, that: The Archer Daniels Midland Company is turning our kids into homosexuals.