Y.S. Kim’s romantic research

We can conclude that Koreans practice their romance in the way Russians do. Thus, it will be quite natural for Koreans to share the same romantic world as Russians. I invented this theory and am conducting experiments. So far, my theory has been quite consistent with the experiments which I performed. If you wish to […]

Cheesers dream for cheese

The British Cheese Board dreams that everyone will (a) dream about cheese and then (b) eat, or at at least buy, more cheese. The Cheese Board conducted a study of sorts about cheese and dreams. Then they issued a press release that says: The age old myth that cheese gives you nightmares has finally been […]

Silver loining

A Sky News report on October 18, quoting a Daily Mail report, says: Stinky underwear could soon be consigned to the dustbin of history…. Tiny fragments of silver woven into the North Face briefs help stop bacteria multiplying….

Gold plus chocolate

DeLaf?e is prepared in Switzerland from the finest cocoa beans available. Precious flakes of 24 karat gold leaf are applied by hand to each pralin? in order to create the sublime experience that is the signature of DeLaf?e. So says the company called DeLaf?e International, which is based in Neuch?tel, Switzerland. They take pains to […]

Dutch Ig book

The Dutch Ig Nobel book has just been published. "ISBN 9077721525" is the the nickname given it by numerocentrics. It’s got a special foreward written by two of Holland’s most prominent Ig Nobel Prize winners — Kees Moeliker (homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck; and also a protagonist in the recent adventure of the dominoes-shooting-victim […]

The Catalan solution to the War on Christmas

The scholarly world of socio-historical theory can seem baffling to people who are not socio-historical theoreticians. Here’s a choice example. Certain American socio-historical theoreticians, who may be associated with the much-discussed Theory of Intelligent Design, have come up with a theory they call "The War on Christmas." One has even written a book. They need […]