FOREIGN CORRESPONDENCE--
Celebrity Nutritionist and Writer (Chapter 5)

Notable effusions from our readers

by Alice Shirrell Kaswell, AIR staff

We have now received correspondence from a personal trainer and nutritional councelor [sic] who tells us that he is endorsed by celebrity nutritionist Don Lemon, from whom we have previously received correspondence, and who is the husband of his (own) attractive wife Nadia Alterio-Lemmon, from whom we have also previously received correspondence, and the friend of their (Don Lemon and Nadia Alterio-Lemmon) mutual friend and fitness celebrity Michelle Ralabate.

Coy writes:

Hello

My name is Mike Coy and I have a new site up and runnin'. Please take a moment to view it at http://www.truthaboutexercise.com I am a personal trainer and nutritional councelor [sic] who is the only direct affiliate to Don Lemmon at www.donlemmon.com We have your link posted on our links page and I am asking if you'd please post mine. Thank you for your time.

We will keep you apprised, so far as we are able to, with any further correspondence we receive from Mike Coy, Don Lemmon, Nadia-Alterio-Lemmon, Michelle Ralabate, or any of their colleagues, friends, neighbors, endorsers, endorsees, or fellow human beings.

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