mini-Annals of Improbable Research ("mini-AIR")

October 2024, issue number 2024-10. ISSN 1076-500X.

improbable.com/publications/newsletter-mini-air/

----------

Research that makes people LAUGH, then THINK.

—————————

 

01 TABLE OF CONTENTS

 

02 IN THE MAGAZINE ITSELF: Morbid Now, Ig Imminent

03 Concealed Footwear

04 LIMERICK CHALLENGE: Shoes Concealed in Old Buildings

05 Python Farming Flexibility Winner

06 MORE IMPROBABLE: Coffee, Sad News, No Answers

07 The Other Shoe

---

20 SOME IMPROBABLE EVENTS

30 — Subscribe to the Actual Magazine! (*)

31 — How to start or stop receiving this little newsletter (*)

32 — Contact Info (*)

33 — Standard Gobbledegook (*)

 

            Items marked (*) are reprinted in every issue.

 

What you are reading at the moment (mini-AIR) is overflow detritus

from the magazine Annals of Improbable Research (AIR).

 

 

—————————

02 IN THE MAGAZINE ITSELF: Morbid Now, Ig Imminent

 

The special MORBID issue (vol. 30, no. 5) of the magazine continues to enchant every ant and nearly every aunt who reads it. The table of contents and selected articles are at:

improbable.com/annals-of-improbable-research-september-october-2024-vol-30-number-5/

 

The special IG NOBEL issue, copiously documenting this year's Ig Nobel Prize ceremony and winners, is in prep.

 

SUBSCRIBE to the MAGAZINE, or get BACK ISSUES (there are more than 150 of them!): gumroad.com/improbable

 

Tables of Contents: improbable.com/magazine-2/

 

 

—————————

03 Concealed Footwear

 

This month's quasi-haphazardly selected research report of the month (QHSRROTM) is:

 

"Tracing the Footsteps of Ritual: Concealed Footwear in America," Jessica Costello, Historical Archaeology, vol. 48, no. 3, 2014, pp. 35-51. <doi.org/10.1007/BF03376936> The author reveals:

 

"Research concluded by the author in 2003 documented 106 cases of concealed footwear in the United States."

 

 

—————————

04 LIMERICK CHALLENGE: Shoes Concealed in Old Buildings

 

This month's RESEARCH LIMERICK challenge — Devise a pleasing limerick that encapsulates this study:

 

"Revealing the Ritually Concealed: Custodians, Conservators, and the Concealed Shoe," Ceri Houlbrook and Rebecca Shawcross, Material Religion: The Journal of Objects, Art and Belief, vol. 14, no. 2, 2018. <doi.org/10.1080/17432200.2018.1443892>

The authors explain:

 

"Concealed shoes are footwear purposely concealed within domestic buildings. The motivations behind their concealments are unknown to us, but the prominent theory suggests that shoes were employed as apotropaic (evil-averting) devices.... Drawing on a sample of 100 examples, this paper questions why such shoes were deposited as singles (the present parts), what became of the 'other shoe' (the absent part), and how such consideration aids our understanding of this enigmatic custom."

 

Send your perfictly formed, perfectly pleasing limerick to:

 

            SHOES-IN-OLD-BUILDINGS LIMERICK COMPETITION

            c/o MARC aaattt IMPROBABLE dddooottt COM

 

 

—————————

05 Python Farming Flexibility Winner

 

The judges have chosen a winner in last month's Competition, which asked for a limerick to explain this study:

 

"Python Farming as a Flexible and Efficient Form of Agricultural Food Security," D. Natusch, P. W. Aust, C. Caraguel, P. L. Taggart, V. T. Ngo, G. J. Alexander, R. Shine, and T. Coulson, Scientific Reports, vol. 14, 2024, article 5419.

doi.org/10.1038/s41598-024-54874-4

 

Winning limerickicist LYNN BURPEE BOHAKER writes:

 

As breakfast-time cereal flakes,

As smoothies when whipped up as shakes,

As cultured on farms,

As famed for their charms,

Yes, pythons are marvelous snakes!

 

This month's take from our LIMERICK LAUREATE, MARTIN EIGER:

 

Will beef and pork, chicken and fish

Be around in the future?  You wish!

  McDonald's foresees

  That McPython with cheese

Will someday be their best-selling dish.

 

 

—————————

06 MORE IMPROBABLE: Coffee, Sad News, No Answers

 

Recent improbable research bits you may have missed...

 

BLOG (improbable.com):

 

• On Balance, A Cup of Coffee Does Nothing

• Sad News: Ig Nobel Prize Winner Phil Zimbardo Has Died

• “A lot of questions and absolutely no answers: … a resounding success!”

•           …and much more

 

COLUMNS IN NEW SCIENTIST MAGAZINE:

newscientist.com/author/marc-abrahams/

 

COLUMNS IN THE GUARDIAN:

https://www.theguardian.com/education/series/improbableresearch

 

LUXURIANT FLOWING HAIR CLUB FOR SCIENTISTS (LFHCfS):

improbable.com/category/lfhcfs-hair-club/

 

PODCAST ARCHIVE:

improbable.com/category/the-weekly-improbable-research-podcast/

 

FACEBOOK: facebook.com/improbableresearch

MASTODON: @MarcAbrahams@mstdn.science

INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/improbable_research/

PATREON: patreon.com/ImprobableResearch

 

 

—————————

07 The Other Shoe

 

This month's Other Haphazardly-Selected Research Report (OQHSRROTM) of the month is:

 

"The Other Shoe: Fragmentation in the PostMedieval Home," Ceri Houlbrook, Cambridge Archaeological Journal, vol. 27, no. 2, December 2016, pp. 261-274. <doi.org/10.1017/S0959774316000548>

 

 

—————————

 

TREAT YOURSELF TO (MUCH) MORE IMPROBABLE STUFF.

 

            SUBCRIBE TO THE (PDF) MAGAZINE!

            improbable.com/magazine-2/

 

 

—————————

20 SOME IMPROBABLE EVENTS

 

·      Ig Nobel Face-to-Face, Miraikan, Tokyo, Japan — Nov 17, 2024

·      Arisia, Boston, MA, USA — Jan 2025

·      AAAS Annual Meeting, Boston, MA, USA — Feb 14, 2025

·      2025 Ig Nobel EuroTour — Spring 2025

·      Balticon, Baltimore, USA — May 23-26, 2025

·      35th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony — Sep 2025

 

For details and additional events, see: improbable.com/upcoming-events/

 

If your institution would like to host an event,

please get in touch with us at:

MARC aaattt IMPROBABLE dddooottt COM

 

 

—————————

—————————

30 — Subscribe to the Actual Magazine! (*)

 

The Annals of Improbable Research is a 6-issues-per-year magazine,

in PDF form. It's packed with research that makes people laugh, then think.

 

            improbable.com/publications/magazine

            SUBSCRIPTIONS     ($25, for six issues)

            BACK ISSUES           ($5 each)

 

(mini-AIR, the thing you are reading at this moment, is but a tiny, free-floating appendix to the actual magazine.)

 

 

—————————

31 — How to start or stop receiving this newsletter (*)

 

This newsletter, Mini-AIR, is just a (free!) tiny monthly *supplement* to the big, bold six-times-a-year magazine Annals of Improbable Research.

 

To SUBSCRIBE or UNSUBSCRIBE to mini-AIR, see the links at the end of this email.

 

ARCHIVES: improbable.com/publications/newsletter-mini-air/

 

 

—————————

32 — CONTACT INFO (*)

 

Annals of Improbable Research (AIR)

improbable.com

EDITORIAL: MARC aaattt IMPROBABLE dddooottt COM

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTIONS: subscriptions AT improbable.com

Cambridge, MA, USA

 

 

—————————

33 — Standard Gobbledegook (*)

 

EDITOR: Marc Abrahams

CO-CONSPIRATORS: Kees Moeliker, Alice Shirrell Kaswell, Gary Dryfoos, Nan Swift, Stephen Drew

PROOFREADER: Ambient Happenstance

AUTHORITY FIGURES: Nobel Laureates Dudley Herschbach, Sheldon Glashow, Richard Roberts

 

Key words: improbable research, science humor, Ig Nobel, AIR, the

(c) copyright 2024, Improbable Research

 

 

—————————