MAY WE RECOMMEND--
Kimi

Items worth a closer look

by A.S. Kaswell, AIR staff

We don't know what Kimi is, nor are we at all sure what it does, and so we can recommend it wholeheartedly.

Here are some of the things about Kimi that we have gleaned from the official Kimi web site http://www.growtaller.net:

Kimi works for anyone, excepting only dwarves.

Kimi uses the same principle as the famous Chinese acupuncture, which is called reflexology

If both your parents are short, can Kimi still work for you.

There are witnesses.

We heartily recommend Kimi, and will continue to do so until and unless we figure out what it does or what it is.

(Thank you to Peter Melvoin for bringing Kimi to our attention.)

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