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Wadded Up Paper

Paper that is wadded

by Athelney Propstand, AIR staff

Many scientists are fascinated by wadded up paper. It is estimated that some percentage of all the wadded up paper produced by the ten largest industrial nations is consumed by scientists. Yet little is written on this subject. Investigator Philip Rubin has alerted us to the existence of a new star in the field of wadded up paper research. The company has published but one research report that we are aware of. It begins:


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While we have not sampled the wadded paper produced by the company, and so cannot speak one way or the other as to the qualities of that wadded up paper, we heartily recommend their writings on the subject.

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