A matter of degree
A letter we received recently raises a most intriguing question about non-accredited universities: Where are the world's finest non-prestigious non-accredited universities?
(We also received the letter not-so-recently; altogether we have received it more than three hundred times, all sent from different kindly correspondents.)
Here is the letter verbatim.
U N I V E R S I T Y D I P L O M A S
Obtain a prosperous future, money earning power, and the admiration of all.
Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited universities based on your present knowledge and life experience.
No required tests, classes, books, or interviews.
Bachelors, masters, MBA, and doctorate (PhD) diplomas available in the field of your choice.
No one is turned down.
CALL NOW to receive your diploma within days!!!
> Call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, including Sundays and holidays.
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If you know of any good non-prestigious non-universities, we would enjoy hearing from you. One copy of your message will be sufficient.
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