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FOREIGN CORRESPONDENCE--
Non Drinking & Serene Habits

Dispatches from the field

Introduced by Alice Shirrell Kaswell, AIR staff

The Annals of Improbable Research receives all sorts of mail. Some of it we read. Some of it we share with our readers in a column called "AIR Vents." And some of it we simply marvel at. Here is another such missive:

e-mail : eximcon@mail.com
Phone : 171-699280 FAX 171-699280, 652282
N E E R A J K U M A R
38 Azad Nagar, Jagadhri Road,
AMBALA CANTT 133 006. (India)

JANUARY 14, 2001

Dear Sirs :

I am an experienced Driver, having worked in Saudi Arbia, Dubai, and Abu Dhabi with internationally renowned companies, each time for not less than 2-3 years time, as per agreements, and have relevant Character Creriuficates from each Employer. I am a young man of 38 years, completely normal, and a healthy person, with non drinking & serene habits. I have clean record of no accidents, or tickets, and have worked both as solo and team mates, orlong, short or within city routes.

Though I am from India, yet I can join the service within less than a fortnight's time, and undertake to serve you for any long or short period of 1 to 3 years. Not saying much in self appraisal, I can assure you of faithful executions of any jobs entrusted to me.
Neeraj Kumar

We invite you, dear readers, to suggest which jobs we ought entrust to this young man of 38 years, completely normal, and a healthy person, for faithful executions.

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