Growth Industry

Inflated research and personalities

by Alice Shirrell Kaswell, AIR staff

The era of biomedicine has brought many unexpected discoveries and technologies. Some of it is beyond understanding -- or at least beyond my understanding.

Now comes word that Dr. Joel Kaplan, the Dean and full Professor of the Department of Psychology at the Florida Religious University in Miami, Florida , has found a way to increase a man's membership.

[Editor's NOTE: we tried to find a web page for the Florida Religious University, but have so far been unable to do so.]

A Biomechanical Solution

Dr. Kaplan reports that he has an "FDA Approved Medical Enlargement System." It consists of a MegaVac Electrical Vacuum Pump ($199) with some assembly required ($18), an air pressure guage ($35) for the pump, a Delux Hand Trigger Pump ($89), custom-made cylinders, a number of books and videos, and other equipment. Some of the other equipment is used for other purposes.

Further Info

Readers who want further information on this undoubtedly fascinating subject can track down Dr. Kaplan at the Florida Religious University, which apparently is located somewhere on the west coast of the US. (In Dr. Kaplan's remarkable on-line video report, he invites everyone to telephone him "during regular Pacific Coast hours" and ask questions.)

For general background info on the entire field, such as it is, you might learn some interesting things by getting in touch with the American Academy of Phalloplasty Surgeons.

(Thanks to John Michel for bringing this to our attention.)

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