INCREDIBLE DISCOVERY--
Fatstopper 2000
Yet another discovery that might, just might be literally incredible
Fatstopper 2000 is a product from Swisslabs2000. (It is also ITEM #39022 in AIRhead Project 2000.) This is a consumable product intended to reduce a person's weight. According to the manufacturer, Fatstopper2000 is very effective -- "as much as 28.65 pounds in 4 weeks, and as much as 48.50 pounds in 8 weeks."
The manufacturer's description includes the following words:
dumfounds
near-magical
mind-boggling
astonishing
enchanting
amazing
practically a miracle
incredibly
flabbergasted
incredible
jaw-dropping
stunned
mesmerized
shocked
berserk
I heartily agree with the manufacturer.
(Thanks to investigator Frank J. Nice for bringing this to our attention. NOTE: Both Fatstopper2000 and Swisslabs2000 are included in AIRhead Project 2000.)
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