About: Martin Gardiner

Bathtubs Methane build-up is not uncommon in sewage systems. Normally, a standard bathtub is substantially protected from methane back-leakage by the fluid-filled U-bend connected to the water outlet. But in case of failure, or excessive methane pressure, the gas can leak into the tub. Methane is highly flammable.

Exploding microwaved eggs “Four of 41 burns from microwave ovens, presented by an international survey in 1986, were due to exploding microwave-heated eggs.” Fortunately though, “…the clinical presentation of a facial injury from an exploding microwave-heated egg is relatively constant and mild.”

Lime “Burns due to lime, although well reported as a result of occupational exposure, are uncommon in the sports arena.” However, researchers from Morriston Hospital, Swansea, in Wales, do report at least one such case. A lime-induced chemical burn, severe enough to require minor surgery in a football goalkeeper. (Note: Lime as in calcium oxide, […]

Toy balloons Improbable has not been able to track down full details of this Turkish report. What is known is that the balloons were toy balloons. They were flying. And they caused burns.

Flambé drinks “The injuries occurred while drinking and spilling the whisky on the flame during the hours of social gathering and festivity.” – as Korean researchers observe. Also known – a similar hazard for sambuca drinkers worldwide. Wait at least five minutes after the flame has gone out.

Nail Glue Coming under the general heading of ‘vanity burns’. Many types of glue have caustic properties. Nail-glue is not an exception. Follow the manufacturer’s instructions at all times.

As was pointed out in Annals of Improbable Research March | April 2010 (volume 16, number 2) Sec.1:22 ‘Toilet Tragedy’ , burns are not restricted to the more obvious heat-producing sources. Along with burns received via incendiary toilet contents, Improbable draws attention to the following documented examples – identifying various other items which can, under […]