The Baltimore Sun February 21, 1997 Friday, FINAL EDITION MASTERMIND OF SCIENTIFIC HUMOR; MAGAZINE: MARC ABRAHAMS USES HIS ANNALS OF IMPROBABLE RESEARCH SATIRE TO REACH PEOPLE AFRAID OF SCIENCE. By Doug Birch -- Special to the Sun CAMBRIDGE, Mass. - Marc Abrahams pads around his cozy, cat-infested apartment here, surrounded by stacks of papers detailing subversively silly theories, wildly improbable hypotheses and dangerously whimsical experiments. The 41-year-old Harvard graduate and former software entrepreneur, who is generally as deadpan as Buster Keaton, could be just another academic in a city crowded with them. Instead, he is the satirical mastermind behind a science humor empire: Abrahams is editor in chief of the Annals of Improbable Research, an amalgam of real research, such as effects of LSD on Siamese fighting fish, mixed with bogus articles, such as one on how to catch meteorites in Antarctica with butterfly nets and baseball gloves. Annals authors have calculated the odds of being abducted by aliens, reported on the aerodynamic properties of potato chips and studied the relationship between apples and oranges. They have pondered why tornadoes prefer to hit trailer parks, offered a solution to the problem of whether something is half-full or half-empty and tried to quantify the degree to which doornails are dead. Nobel spoof raises eyebrows Despite this ground-breaking research, the publication reaches a relatively tiny readership. While the journal's free Internet publication, Mini-AIR, has about 200,000 readers, it is not well-known outside scientific circles. It is Abrahams' annual spoof of the Nobel prizes that has earned him international recognition. The Ig Nobel awards are held each fall, about the time the real Nobels are handed out in Stockholm, Sweden. While the Nobels are solemn affairs, the Igs are a multiring circus of 30-second speeches, song parodies, scantily clad research assistants, paper-airplane throwing spectators and white- maned Nobel laureates (real ones) dressed in silly clothes. (The awards, handed out to honor "research that cannot or should not be reproduced," are named after Alfred Nobel's imaginary cousin, Ignatius, the supposed inventor of excelsior and soda pop.) When the first Ig Nobel ceremony was held at MIT in 1991, just 350 people showed up. Admission was free. Last October, about 1,200 people shelled out $ 10 each for seats in Sanders Theater at Harvard's Memorial Hall. During the ceremony, organizers awarded a Purdue scientist the chemistry prize for lighting a barbecue in a world-record three seconds by using liquid oxygen. French President Jacques Chirac won the Peace Prize for commemorating the 50th anniversary of Hiroshima with atomic tests in the Pacific. American tobacco executives were honored for their surprising discovery, announced to Congress, that nicotine is not addictive. While some of the world's most respected scientists cavort on stage during the festivities, not everyone gets the joke. Some researchers grumble that they get little enough respect from the public as it is, without a journal that seems devoted to making fun of them. In 1995, the Ig Nobel in physics went to three British authors of a paper on why cereal goes soggy in milk ("The effects of water content on the compaction behavior of breakfast flakes"). They happily accepted the honor. But a British tabloid named the Sun (no relation to this newspaper) learned of the award and blasted the research: "Barmy scientists have spent 100,000 pounds of taxpayers' money finding out why cornflakes go soggy when you pour milk on them," the paper reported. "Last night the potty project - funded by the Ministry of Agriculture - had critics going crackle and pop." The criticism stung Sir Robert May, Britain's chief science adviser. He wrote an angry letter to Abrahams. "I wrote back and explained the Ig was very much to support science and we're careful, always, not to do something that could hurt a scientist's career," Abrahams recalls. He told May he wanted to celebrate quirky research, not condemn it. May wrote a second letter. "And he was really angry," Abrahams says. May was still smarting months later when he warned the British journal Nature that the Igs could erode support for "genuine" science. But a number of British researchers, proud of their nation's reputation for coddling eccentrics, disagreed. Chemistry and Industry magazine shot back in an editorial titled: "We Are Amused." "Far from a convincing case for the pernicious effect of the Ig Nobels," the editorial said, "May's misfire only makes him (and British science) look thin-skinned and humorless. He mistakes discomfort for disaster, and solemnity for seriousness. Long may British scientists take their rightful places in the Ig Nobel honour roll." This tempest in a test tube certainly didn't hurt press coverage of the awards. Last fall, the world's two most prestigious scientific journals, Science and Nature, reported on the winners. So did Scientific American and Britain's New Scientist. National Public Radio and C-SPAN broadcast taped versions of the event. The Times of London reported that "Britain was honoured" as Dr. Robert Matthews of Aston University garnered the Ig Nobel in physics for a scholarly paper that explained why toast falling off the edge of a table almost always lands with its buttered side down. Matthews sent an audio tape of his acceptance speech. While some winners shun their awards, about half accept them and either attend the ceremony or send a representative. "Among the winners who are not in prison, it's a much higher percentage," Abrahams says. Abrahams graduated from Harvard in 1978 with a degree in applied mathematics, then worked for many years in the computer industry. Eventually, he launched his own software firm, Wisdom Simulators, which tried to use computers to teach executives how to make difficult decisions. In his spare time, he wrote satirical pieces about science, but "I couldn't find anyplace that would publish my stuff." Then he heard about the Journal of Irreproducible Results, a science humor magazine founded in 1955. Abrahams sent an article to the journal, and the publisher called to offer him the job of editor. Abrahams worked at the Journal for four years, but he clashed with the publisher. A difficult transition He quit and established his own magazine, the Annals of Improbable Research, published in conjunction with the MIT Museum. That lasted for about a year. Now he publishes the magazine out of his apartment. But the transition for Abrahams has been difficult. He couldn't use the Journal's subscriber list to solicit new readers, of course. So while the Journal had a circulation of about 4,000 in 1990, Annals - a slim, 32-page publication - has few ads and a circulation of only about 2,500. Subscribers pay $ 23 a year for six issues. Still, AIR has its influential supporters. Its editorial board consists of 40 distinguished - or at least tenured - scientists from around the world, including eight Nobel Laureates and one convicted felon: computer savant Robert T. Morris of Harvard, whose Internet worm earned him a criminal record and a hallowed place in hacker history. Between sips of coffee in Harvard Square, Abrahams says humor is a good way to get people to think about science, because then they stop worrying that it's too difficult to grasp. "A big part of what I hope we're doing," he says, "is showing people who are scared of science that they can understand it." Copyright 1997 The Baltimore Sun Company