mini-Annals of Improbable Research ("mini-AIR")

May 2017, issue number 2017-05. ISSN 1076-500X.

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  Research that makes people LAUGH, then THINK.

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01 TABLE OF CONTENTS

 

02    In the Magazine Itself: Faces Before Fears and Tears

03 SPOTLIGHT: Burger on a Milkshake

04 LIMERICK CONTEST: Cigarettes in a Milkshake

05 RESEARCH POET: Bread With Coffee As an Ingredient

06 MORE IMPROBABLE: Bug Leg, Baby Boom Bust, Jaw-Drop Rise

07 MAY WE RECOMMEND: The Milkshake & the Micturition Drive

08 IMPROBABLE EVENTS

09 — How to Get The Magazine (*)

10 — How to start or stop receiving mini-AIR (*)

11 — Contact Info (*)

12 — Standard Gobbledegook (*)

 

      Items marked (*) are reprinted in every issue.

 

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02    In the Magazine Itself: Faces Before Fears and Tears

 

The special FEARS AND TEARS issue (vol. 23, no. 3) of the magazine is in prep. The special FACES issue and most other previous issues await you:

 

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03 SPOTLIGHT: Burger on a Milkshake

 

This month's research spotlight shines on Burger who shines a light on a milkshake:

 

"Frequent Ice Cream Consumption Is Associated With Reduced Striatal Response to Receipt of an Ice Cream–Based Milkshake," Kyle S. Burger and Eric Stice, American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, vol. 95, no. 4, April 2012, pp. 810-817. <http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/95/4/810.long> (Thanks to Gus Rancatore for bringing this to our attention.) The authors, the Oregon Research Institute, report:

 

"Design: Healthy-weight adolescents underwent fMRI during receipt of a milkshake and during receipt of a tasteless solution....

 

"Results: Milkshake receipt robustly activated the striatal regions, yet frequent ice cream consumption was associated with a reduced response to milkshake receipt in these reward-related brain regions."

 

 

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04 LIMERICK CONTEST: Cigarettes in a Milkshake

 

This month's challenge —

Devise a pleasing limerick that encapsulates this study:

 

"The Smoking Milkshake," Jennifer Thomas and Paul E. Luebbers, American Journal of Health Education, vol. 40, no. 6 (2009, pp. 322-328. <http://files.eric.ed.gov/fulltext/EJ871129.pdf> The authors, at Emporia State University, explain:

 

"Cigarettes can have many ingredients. Philip Morris, the nations largest cigarette manufacturer, uses over 200 ingredients in the production of their cigarettes (Figure 1). Distribute the Cigarette Ingredients/Effects Worksheet (Figure 3), and explain that using several of the listed ingredients, they, as a class, will assist the teacher in making a 'Smoking Milkshake.' "

 

Submit your perfectly formed, delightfully enlightening limerick to:

 

      CIGARETTES-IN-A-MILKSHAKE LIMERICK COMPETITION

      c/o <MARC aaattt IMPROBABLE dddooottt COM>

 

 

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05 RESEARCH POET: Bread With Coffee As an Ingredient

 

The judges have chosen a winner in last month's Limerick Competition, which asked for a limerick to explain this study:

 

"Wheat Bread Enriched With Green Coffee – In Vitro Bioaccessibility and Bioavailability of Phenolics and Antioxidant Activity," Michal Świeca, Urszula Gawlik-Dziki, Dariusz Dziki, and Barbara Baraniak, Food Chemistry Food Chemistry, vol. 221, 2017, pp. 1451–1457.

 

The winner is INVESTIGATOR DAVID MARPLES, who wrote:

 

Making bread with some green coffee flour

Should give antioxidant power.

Pass it through a glass gut;

YouÕll get phenols out, but

With the taste, youÕll not want to devour!

 

The word from our LIMERICK LAUREATE, MARTIN EIGER:

 

One of the wonders of bread

Is where leading-edge research has led.

  When baking whole wheat,

  Add green coffee.  Don't eat,

But digest it in vitro instead.

 

 

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06 MORE IMPROBABLE: Bug Leg, Baby Boom Bust, Jaw-Drop Rise

 

Recent improbable research bits you may have missed...

 

The blog <http://www.improbable.com/>:

 

<> One-Legged Mosquitoes Get the Job Done

<> No Baby Boom Following Fifty Shades of Grey

<> The Rise of "Jaw-Dropping"

 

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  TWITTER: @ImprobResearch, @MarcAbrahams, #IgNobel

 

 

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07 MAY WE RECOMMEND: The Milkshake & the Micturition Drive

 

"Micturition Drive is Associated with Decreased Brain Response to Palatable Milkshake in the Human Anterior Insular Cortex," Xiao Gao, Xue Sun, Maria G. Veldhuizen, Yuko Nakamura, Nils B. Kroemer, and Dana Small, Chemosensory Perception, vol. 9, no. 4, 2016, pp. 174-181. <https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s12078-016-9215-1> The authors, at Southwest University, China, Technische UniversitŠt Dresden, Germany, and Yale University, USA, report:

 

"Most functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) studies of taste deliver small quantities of liquids over roughly 45 min to repeatedly sample brain response to tastants. Within this time participants frequently report that their need to urinate increases.... [Our] finding demonstrates that micturition drive influences insular response to milkshake."

 

 

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08 IMPROBABLE EVENTS

 

For details and additional events, see

<http://www.improbable.com/improbable-research-shows/complete-schedule/>

 

Ig Nobel Ceremony TICKETS go on sale — Jul 20, 2017

2017 Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony        — Sep 14, 2017

Ig Informal Lectures                — Sep 16, 2017

Ig Nobel Fall EuroTour

      U Manchester, UK              — Nov 29, 2017

      EMBL, Heidelberg, Germany     — Dec 4, 2017

SLAS Conference, San Diego          — Feb 7, 2018

AAAS Annual Meeting, Austin, TX     — Feb 2018

Ig Nobel Spring EuroTour            — Mar 2018

Northwest Rheumatism Society,

      Portland, OR                  — Apr 26, 2018

 

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09 — How to Get The Magazine (*)

 

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10 — How to start or stop receiving mini-AIR (*)

 

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11 — CONTACT INFO (*)

 

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12 — Standard Gobbledegook (*)

 

EDITOR: Marc Abrahams

CO-CONSPIRATORS: Kees Moeliker, Alice Shirrell Kaswell, Gary Dryfoos, Ernest Ersatz, Stephen Drew

PROOFREADER: Ambient Happenstance

AUTHORITY FIGURES: Nobel Laureates Dudley Herschbach, Sheldon Glashow, Richard Roberts

 

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