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The mini-Annals of Improbable Research ("mini-AIR")

January 2009, Issue number 2009-01. ISSN 1076-500X.

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Key words: improbable research, science humor, Ig Nobel, AIR, the

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2009-01-01 TABLE OF CONTENTS

 

2009-01-02 Imminent Events

2009-01-03 What's New in the Magazine: The Ig Issue

2009-01-04 Eagerly Awaiting Dr. Simon-Castellvi

2009-01-05 Random Mystery Solved, Sort Of

2009-01-06 Improbable is an Improbable Finalist (Please Vote)

2009-01-07 Orange Proton Spin Relaxation Poet

2009-01-08 Termite Species Feces Competition

2009-01-09 RESEARCH SPOTLIGHT: Liking Lots of Parts

2009-01-10 OTHER RECENT IMPROBABILITIES: Cola, Hair, Birds

2009-01-11 MAY WE RECOMMEND: Termite Banging, Bush & Cinderella

2009-01-12 Improbable Research Events

2009-01-13 -- How to Subscribe to AIR (*)

2009-01-14 -- Our Address (*)

2009-01-15 -- Please Forward/Post This Issue! (*)

2009-01-16 -- How to Receive mini-AIR, etc. (*)

 

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2009-01-02 Imminent Events

 

      Feb 13 — CHICAGO

      AAAS meeting annual Improbable Research session

      Fri night, Feb 13. Free to all.

 

      Mar 6-15 — UNITED KINGDOM

      The 2009 Ig Nobel Tour of the UK

 

      Details: <http://tinyurl.com/k87xs>

 

 

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2009-01-03 What's New in the Magazine: The Ig Issue

 

The special Ig Nobel issue (vol. 14, no. 6) of the Annals of

Improbable Research is now online at <http://tinyurl.com/8tavv3>,

with copious reports and photos of the new winners, the ceremony,

etc.

 

Download a free low-res PDF, or subscribe to traditional comfy

paper edition, or buy a bargain hi-res PDF. Many back issues are

online at <http://www.improbable.com/magazine/>

 

 

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2009-01-04 Eagerly Awaiting Dr. Simon-Castellvi

 

A new kind of scientific detective work has, reportedly, paid off

bigtime in the field of environmental science.

 

Dr. Pedro Jose-Maria Simon-Castellvi, president of the Vatican-

based World Federation of Catholic Medical Associations,

announced (in the newspaper L'Osservatore Romano) his discovery

that the birth pill has created "devastating ecological effects

from tons of hormones being released into the environment for

years."

 

Details have not yet been made public. Environmental scientists

can now giddily await the day when Dr. Simon-Castelvi publishes a

formal study, in a good science journal, giving details of how he

achieved his breakthrough discovery.

 

For details and a handsome photo of Dr. Simon-Castellvi,

see <http://tinyurl.com/9eterj>

 

 

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2009-01-05 Random Mystery Solved, Sort Of

 

The Stochastic mystery (see last month's mini-AIR) is solved,

more or less.

 

We had stumbled across two book reviews attributed to the

"Journal of the American Stochastic Association." But despite

some digging, we unearthed neither the journal itself nor the

American Stochastic Association.

 

Investigators Grace Baysinger, Les Bell, et al. did some better

spadework.

 

One of those reviews originated in the Journal of the American

Statistical Association (Vol. 96, No. 456, Dec. 2001, p. 1526).

 

Someone, in writing a rah-rah-buy-this-book blurb, made reference

to that review — but made a simple typo (STATISTICAL transformed,

perhaps randomly, into STOCHASTIC). Other people later copied the

typo-infected blurb, then still others copied the infected

copies.

 

Thus does info-garbage propagate in Today's Knowledge Economy,

usually unchecked (in more than one sense of that word).

 

 

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2009-01-06 Improbable is an Improbable Finalist (Please Vote)

 

We are proud (and surprised) that we've been named a finalist —

for Best Science Blog — in the 2008 Weblog Awards ("The world's

largest blog competition"). Thanks to you, the many investigators

who send us tips and detritus, and special thanks to whoever

nominated us.

 

Please vote (for us, or for a less improbable blog), and please

spread the word. Voting ends on January 12, 2009 at 5:00 p.m.

Eastern.

 

Vote at:

      <http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-science-blog/>

 

[PS: The award organizers apparently encourage sedate ballot-

stuffing. The voting page encourages people to vote "once every

24 hours in each category." We urge you to take part in this

experiment.]

 

 

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2009-01-07 Orange Proton Spin Relaxation Poet

 

The judges have chosen a winner in the That-Which-Lurketh-Between

Competition, which asked for a limerick to honor the study

"Proton Spin–Spin Relaxation Time of Peel and Flesh of Navel

Orange Varieties Exposed to Freezing Temperature"

<http://tinyurl.com/18r>.

 

The winner is INVESTIGATOR TONY HARKER, who receives a free hi-re

PDF issue of the Annals of Improbable Research, and whose

slightly ungrammatical creation reads:

 

      When you're sucking an orange for pleasure

      Past chilling is easy to measure.

         The mode of attack

         Is to watch spins relax:

      Do they do so in haste or at leisure?

 

A quasi-commendation for poetical license goes to INVESTIGATOR

JULIAN ORBACH for his contrarian interpretation:

 

      Bad news for the fresh produce lover:

      The scientists cannot discover

         (With protons that spin,

         Through oranges' skin)

      How to judge fruit by its cover.

 

Here's the offering from LIMERICK LAUREATE MARTIN EIGER:

 

      From oranges, data is mined.

      And what do the researchers find?

         How the proton spins ease

         When you thaw and you freeze

      Shows that fruit pulp is different from rind.

 

 

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2009-01-08 Termite Species Feces Competition

 

Termite end product analysis is the subject of this month's

limerick competition. To enter, compose an original limerick that

illuminates the nature of this report:

 

      "Identification of Termite Species by the Hydrocarbons

      in their Feces," Michael I. Haverty, R. Joseph Woodrow,

      Lori J. Nelson and J. Kenneth Grace, Journal of

      Chemical Ecology, vol. 31, no 9, 2005, pp. 2119-51.

      <http://tinyurl.com/9y4b6h> The authors report:

 

      "Blends of abundant cuticular hydrocarbons are species-

      specific for termites (Isoptera) and can be used to

      identify a given taxon without the diagnostic castes,

      soldiers or adults. We demonstrate that hydrocarbon

      extracts of termite fecal pellets from damaged wood

      can also be characterized and used."

 

RULES: Please make sure your rhymes actually do, and that your

poem is in classic, trips-off-the-tongue limerick form.

 

PRIZE: The winning poet will receive (if we manage to send it to

the correct address) a free, fully identified high-res PDF issue

of the Annals of Improbable Research. Send entries (one entry per

entrant) to:

 

      TERMITE SPECIES FECES LIMERICK COMPETITION

      c/o <marca AT chem2.harvard.edu>

 

 

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2009-01-09 RESEARCH SPOTLIGHT: Liking Lots of Parts

 

This month's specially selected study explores likability. It's:

 

"Hermaphroditism: What's Not to Like?" Lena Edlund and Evelyn

Korn, Journal of Theoretical Biology, published online 2006 Nov

9. The authors are economists, Edlund based at Columbia

University, USA, Korn at Philipps-UniversitŠt Marburg, Germany.

<http://dx.doi.org/10.1016/j.jtbi.2006.10.031>

 

 

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2009-01-10 OTHER RECENT IMPROBABILITIES: Cola, Hair, Birds

 

Improbable TV Collections

      <http://improbable.com/tv/>

Collections #113 and #114, with extracts from Dr. Deborah J.

Anderson's Ig Informal lecture about how she tested whether Coca-

Cola is an effective spermicide. Also features three members of

the Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists (LFHCfS).

 

Blog Items:

      <http://improbable.com/>

<> Happy New Year to EneMan and Dr. Eneman and Dr. Eneman

<> US Military solicitation to build AI virtual parents

<> Economics Lesson: How to get a job

<> "Our grip on reality is slim," says UCL scientist

And many more...

 

Newspaper Columns:

      <http://tinyurl.com/6o348d>

<> Birdwatching without innocence

<> Medical mummy powder

 

New Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists Members:

      <http://tinyurl.com/25lmfb>

 

 

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2009-01-11 MAY WE RECOMMEND: Termite Banging, Bush & Cinderella

 

ALARMING TERMITE HEAD-BANGING

"Termite Head-Banging: Sounding the Alarm," Tom Fink, Lichuan

Gui, Yong Wang, Zhonghua Cao, Adarsh Jaiswal, Orwa Tahaineh,

Vijay Ramalingam, Roger Hasse, Alan Lax and John Seiner, popular

version of poster paper 5aAB7, presented December 2, 2006 at the

152nd ASA Meeting, Honolulu, Hawaii.

<http://www.acoustics.org/press/152nd/fink.html>

 

GEORGE BUSH AND CINDERELLA IN THE BRAIN

"Meeting George Bush versus Meeting Cinderella: The Neural

Response When Telling Apart What Is Real From What Is Fictional

in the Context of Our Reality," A. Abraham, D.Y. von Cramon and

R.I. Schubotz, Journal of Cognitive Neuroscience, vol. 20, no. 6,

June 2008, pp. 965-76.. The authors are at the Max Planck

Institute for Human Brain and Cognitive Sciences, Leipzig,

Germany. <http://tinyurl.com/7k2zr6>

 

 

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2009-01-12 Improbable Research Events

 

For details and additional events, see

<http://improbable.com/improbable-research-shows/complete-schedule>

 

AAAS Meeting, Chicago                        — Feb 13, 2009

 

Ig Nobel Tour of the UK                      — Mar 6-15, 2009

 

SciFest Africa, Grahamstown, South Africa     — Mar 25-26 2009

 

CSE, Pittsburgh, PA                     — May 4, 2009

 

 

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2009-01-14 -- Our Address (*)

 

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