Dack Stuart has joined the Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists (LFHCfS). He says:
My luxurious, flowing and award-winning hair (2011 Moustachio Bashio winner for “Most creative use of hair”, University of Delaware) often elicits “oohs”, “aahs”, and the occasional “whoa” upon entering a room. I originally grew it in college because that’s what college-age men do, but I decided to keep it once I noticed the hypnotic effect it has on people. People often ask for the pleasure of touching my luscious locks, and I need not expand on the effect it has on the fairer sex. My hair is particularly useful in making up for my inability to grow a luxurious flowing beard, and it really goes well with an outrageous Hawaiian shirt and a lei. In the world of marine consulting it looks especially dashing when I stand at the bow of ship, though it is often covered by a hard hat. My luxurious hair is not just for my own glamour: I have donated my hair twice to www.wigs4kids.org and I am currently growing it a third time for donation.
Dack Stuart, MA, LFHCfS
Coastal Scientist
Woods Hole Group
Woods Hole, Massachusetts, USA
