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Dack Stuart joins Hair Club (LFHCfS)

Dack Stuart has joined the Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists (LFHCfS). He says:

My luxurious, flowing and award-winning hair (2011 Moustachio Bashio winner for “Most creative use of hair”, University of Delaware) often elicits “oohs”, “aahs”, and the occasional “whoa” upon entering a room.  I originally grew it in college because that’s what college-age men do, but I decided to keep it once I noticed the hypnotic effect it has on people.  People often ask for the pleasure of touching my luscious locks, and I need not expand on the effect it has on the fairer sex.  My hair is particularly useful in making up for my inability to grow a luxurious flowing beard, and it really goes well with an outrageous Hawaiian shirt and a lei.  In the world of marine consulting it looks especially dashing when I stand at the bow of ship, though it is often covered by a hard hat.  My luxurious hair is not just for my own glamour: I have donated my hair twice to and I am currently growing it a third time for donation.

Dack Stuart, MA, LFHCfS
Coastal Scientist
Woods Hole Group
Woods Hole, Massachusetts, USA

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