Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists Joshua Holden writes:
Due to a haircut, I am writing to regretfully resign my membership in the Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists as I have made the difficult decision to resign my Luxuriant Flowing Hair. Joshua Brandon Holden
Assoc. Professor, RHIT Math Department
For the record: The LFHCfS has no set policy pertaining to this. Like the hair of its members, the club’s ways are luxuriant and flowing.