Investigators Golson and LaVin express their feelings about Sidebottom’s classic ‘Fundamentals of Microanalytical Entomology: A Practical Guide to Detecting and Identifying Filth in Foods’:
INVESTIGATOR STEVE GOLSON
Said Olsen, Sidebottom, and Knight,
“Messy kitchens fill us with delight!
All the insects and germs,
And those lovely hookworms!
Is our book about filth? Yes, that’s right!”
INVESTIGATOR ANNE LaVIN:
Do you hunt for small bits of critters
in cookies or french fries or fritters?
Sidebottom’s advice
About roaches and lice
Helps prevent those post-bug-eating jitters.
These two new Filth-in-Foods paeans are part of an ongoing project that was introduced in mini-AIR 2004-01.
See the previous selection of Filth-in-Food paeans here.