The Cingulate Cortex Does Everything
Here we explain most of the mysteries concerning the brain.
We report the “Cingular Theory of Unification,” which postulates that one brain region — the “cingulate cortex” — is the alpha and omega, responsible for all of humankind’s functions. We believe that this theory not only explains the available data, but also prophesizes exponential growth in cingulate research that will dominate all neuroscience research. We provide humble advice on how to avoid such an apocalyptic future.
(That’s an excerpt from the article “Improbable Research,” by Gregory J. Gage, Hirak Parikh, Timothy C. Marzullo of the University of Michigan, published in AIR 14:3.
