Unclassified Ads
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A science book, complete with pages and bookcover. Never opened. BOX 3.
Polyps. BOX 4.
Two-wheeled unicycle, original patent document signed by the inventor. BOX 5.
Plastic replica of a lock of hair from Charles Darwin. BOX 6.
Preserved Cortland apple Apple Computer’s company cafeteria, 1981.
Hybrid animals, assorted. BOX 8.
Transistors in pickle jars, unopened. BOX 10.
Transistors in pickle jars. BOX 17.
Edible slide rules. You want em? I got em. All sizes. BOX 14.
Carload of carboys of benzene Autographed. BOX 22.
Leftover bits of taxidermist Floyd Torbertson, preserved as per his last will and testament. Historic items. BOX 23.
Book — “The Indecent Docent,” fourth edition, signed by a reader. BOX 45.
Homemade zygotes. Just like Mom’s. BOX 48.
Those are the Unclassified Ads from AIR 14:3.