Waiting for Perch

Investigator Earle E. Spamer writes:

In the "AIR Vents" section of the July-August 2002 issue of AIR , Ronald Perch, D.M.D. of Sebastopol, CA, complained that he suspected his semi-annual patient, "Stefan," of pilfering the latest issues of  AIR from the doctor’s waiting room. Dr. Perch stood his ground, reporting, "I am going to try an experiment and tack the price of a year’s subscription to AIR to his next bill. I will  report the results to you."  I am awaiting those results.