Radon health mine
Investigator Genevieve Reynolds alerts us to the existence of the Free Enterprise Radon Health Mine. She writes:
It’s a "radon mine." That you spend time in. For your health. Because of the radon. They also have free high-speed internet service ("even underground!"), and you can bring your pet for radon therapy… (Note also that the Mine Motel has "8 units, non-smoking." That’s because smoking is a carcinogen! Bad carcinogen. Bad.) Be sure to check out the photo gallery.