Most double-edged name in medical devices?

What is the most double-edged name in the medical device industry? Maybe this: www.gotyournumber.com.

The web site is all about "The patented Pharmanex? BioPhotonic Scanner." The scanner scans the palm of your hand, and then produces a number.
The manufacturer
has a nifty rock video on which a man says: "I guarantee that your number will go up!"

At least one dentist is very excited about this, and the device has drawn the attention of several connoisseurs of innovative medical devices.

It seems fair to say the people behind this product believe that (1) they understand what you want, and (2) they’ve got your number.

(Thanks to W.J. Maloney for bringing this to our attention.)