Vapidity inspires a poem
Inspired by our quest to identify the author of the wonderfully vapid advertising slogan "Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible," investigator Dave "Maddog" Maddox discovered that the phrase inspired a poet to give birth to a poem that begins:
The rain in Spain is bound to contain
Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane…
Our romantic quest was announced in mini-AIR 2005-02. We remain hopeful it will lead to success.