Archive for September, 2004

A cat, a cow, a Paper Bag

Thursday, September 16th, 2004

What can be learnt with a cat, a cow and a paper bag? This is not a moot question. To raise dairy cows can be intellectually challenging, in addition to being hard physical work. Every dairy farmer knows this, although it may be news to a small number of milk-guzzling, cheese-chomping city-dwellers.

Fordyce Ely and WE Petersen wanted to understand why some cows spew their milk….

So begin’s this week’s Improbable Research column in The Guardian.

Polish Edition of the Ig Book

Thursday, September 16th, 2004

The Polish edition of the book The Ig Nobel Prizes is now out.

Eye-Popper

Wednesday, September 15th, 2004

Here is a nice, apparently moving optical illusion.

For more, and more detail about it, consult Akiyoshi Kitoaka, at the Department of Psychology, Ritsumeikan University, Kyoto, Japan.

The Romance of Ear Candles

Tuesday, September 14th, 2004

There is talk (and more) of the romance of ear candles.

Some doctors fail to see the romance. This report seems to be an example:

Ear candles: a triumph of ignorance over science,” Edzard Ernst, Journal of Laryngology and Otology, vol. 118, no. 1, January 2004, pp. 1-2. The author, who is at the Universities of Exeter and Plymouth, Exeter, UK, explains that:

“Ear candles are hollow tubes coated in wax which are inserted into patients’ ears and then lit at the far end. The procedure is used as a complementary therapy for a wide range of conditions. A critical assessment of the evidence shows that its mode of action is implausible and demonstrably wrong. There are no data to suggest that it is effective for any condition. Furthermore, ear candles have been associated with ear injuries. The inescapable conclusion is that ear candles do more harm than good. Their use should be discouraged.”

Cooking With Lava

Monday, September 13th, 2004

In recent years several cooking techniques have been refined. Among them are cooking with lava, and the many innovations of Heston Blumenthal, of whom The Observer wrote:

For example his famed bacon and egg ice cream came about through his interest in ‘flavour encapsulation’: the principle of which means a single coffee bean crushed in your teeth while drinking hot water will taste much more of coffee than the same crushed bean dissolved in the water.

Ig: Moon & Quayle

Friday, September 10th, 2004

We were delighted to run across a photo of two Ig Nobel Prize-winnersDan Quayle and Reverend Sun-Myung Moon — together. (Click on the link, then scroll halfway down the page to see it.)

Ig: Moon & Quayle

Friday, September 10th, 2004

We were delighted to run across a photo of two Ig Nobel Prize-winnersDan Quayle and Reverend Sun-Myung Moon — together. (Click on the link, then scroll halfway down the page to see it.)

Lester’s Pithy Papers

Thursday, September 9th, 2004

Those who achieve stardom in academia are much like their counterparts in movies and television - they can be unfairly, if admiringly, pigeonholed by their public. Consider the case of David Lester….

So begins this week’s Improbable Research column in The Guardian. Read it here.

Phobia Party on Ig Night

Wednesday, September 8th, 2004

Igor Rafailov, author of the splendid illustrated book Dictionary of Phobias, sent us this humble, fearless letter. In it, he invites you to, among other things, attend a party:

Neither “limophobia” means fear of lemonade, nor “cairophobia” means fear of Cairo. This is why you should read this text through, and have your copy of my book — the world‚s only dictionary of fears.

The word phobia has a number of different meanings. Some of these definitions are: aversion, abomination, disgust, horror, nausea, antipathy, fright, refusal, repugnance, repellence, fear, apprehension, terror, and so on. From São Paulo University, Cyro del Nero‚s definition is: “The father of the word is a mythological character ˆ PHOBOS. Its most recent restorer and user was Sigmund Freud. PHOBOS meant: to flee in fright, or something that causes flee through panic.”

In 2001, I came across the word “parthenophobia”, and as a hunter of unknown words, I started to seek its real meaning. In the traditional dictionaries, the entry nearest to this meaning was “parthenogenesis”, which means the pregnancy of a virgin woman. I was not yet fully satisfied. Then, after the exercise of looking up bulky volumes in university libraries, I finally found it. This word means fear of virgins. I called Psychiatrist and Writer Prof. Rostan Silvestre, from Alagoas Federal University, Brazil, and he stated that human mind has many secrets and fears yet to be unveiled.

As a translator, I frequently use specialized dictionaries in several areas of science and languages. By studying mental health lexicons, I realized they were truly “mini academic compendia”. In addition, they do not handle the phobia theme from a lexicographical perspective. Finally, there was neither one single lexicon on phobias in the world, nor one that could be easy for any reader to understand. So, this was the beginning of the journey I embarked on as a personal challenge: to write world’s first dictionary of phobias.

Prof. Rostan accepted my invitation to supervise the work. Counting on several supporters, I put forward a prospection work of the entries, looking up other dictionaries, texts, lists, interviews, books, newspaper reports and academic theses in several languages. I thought that by reaching a total of 700 entries, the work would be completed. However, more and more words continued to arise. Many of them are clinical in their origin, and the media created others. Terms like spamphobia, futurephobia and sarsphobia were created by journalists, and were also included in IGOR‚s “Dictionary of Phobias”. Journalist and Psychiatrist Humberto Costa, Brazil’‚s current Minister of Health, has prefaced this unprecedented lexicon.

IGOR‚s first edition contains 1029 entries, and is on sale only over the Internet at www.forumdefobias.com, while awaiting invitations from publishing houses ˆ by the way, publishing houses are welcome to discuss IGOR’s publishing. The search goes on. Eleven or more entries are ready for the new edition. All readers are welcome to contribute to expand this lexicon, which seems to be endless, as human mind is still far from knowing its own borders.

Who would be interested in a dictionary of phobias??

All those who value the accuracy of expressing their feelings by means of words. So, it is of interest to all! Philologist Prof. Nelly Carvalho, from Pernambuco Federal University, says that “IGOR’s content is of great interest to all those who work in the field of interpreting the feelings of their clients or friends, in order to understand and accept them”. These are professionals in the fields of mental health, human resources, writers, journalists, advertisers, and all those seeking self-learning,

My objective was eventually framed during the research process. I found that all of us have some phobias that are like “pets”, or “inner” phobias at higher or lower degree, and they perhaps prevent the development of our personal, professional, social or family relations. The first step to exorcise them is to recognize that they exist, no matter how strange or ridiculous they might look, and then have a good laugh at them. According to Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, “Whatever can make us laugh, can set us free”.

As of now, all readers are invited for a coconut water drink (I pay the bill) on September 30th, at “Pier 2290″, Boa Viagem Beach, nº 2290, Recife, so we can watch the Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony live webcase on a big screen, as we enjoy a pleasant place. We will celebrate. “Nóis sofre mais nóis goza” carnival group has already confirmed attendance.

Welcome!

Igor Rafailov
Author of IGOR‚s “Dictionary of Phobias ˆ including synonyms and related terms”, German language translator, phytotherapist, lecturer, age 46, divorced and lives in Recife, PE, Brazil.

Tootsie Pop Research

Tuesday, September 7th, 2004

Research about Tootsie Pops has produced a collection of data.

(Thanks to Gen Reynolds for bringing this to our attention.)

Antipodean Bureaucrats

Monday, September 6th, 2004

The Bureaucracy Club™ welcomes a new chapter: The Bureaucracy Club™ of the Antipodes Islands.

The Morphology of Steve

Friday, September 3rd, 2004

The July/August 2004 issue of the Annals of Improbable Research includes lots about Steves. We have put the entire article online: “The Morphology of Steve,” by Eugenie C. Scott, et al

From sterilised bears to Hello Kitty

Thursday, September 2nd, 2004

Whatever your gut feelings are about formally published research reports, you will likely agree that certain of them are, in a word, cutesy, and others are just plain icky. Here are some of each.

Cutesy: The Case of the Burly Wee Man…

So begins this week’s Improbable Research column in The Guardian. Read it here.

Big bugs

Wednesday, September 1st, 2004

Truly big things that look like bugs can be had form Giant Microbes, or so they say. Their web site is here.

(Thanks to Moritz Paehler for bringing this to our attention.)